New PDF release: 50 Days Worse Than Yours

By Justin Racz

ISBN-10: 1596919760

ISBN-13: 9781596919761

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, overlooked a teach. a few days, in spite of the fact that, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the destroy hit Worse Than Yours sequence. accumulating fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous ebook catalogs every little thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully deepest ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as anguish. even if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new father or mother ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down center age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be bound to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long past unsuitable. in spite of everything, it will probably were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 kin Worse Than...

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But you're not bitter you spent it by yourself watching Mama's Family reruns on TV Land. Your couch. " Lean Cuisine Pasta Primavera for one, followed by a pint of Hdagen-Dazs. Save money on costly Valentine's Day gifts —Godiva sampler and long-stem roses. Soul-aching loneliness. 19. Jeopardy Loser Started the game on a $2,000 tear through TV theme songs, then took a nosedive on Art History and Famous Fauna. " Sony Studios in Culver City, California. Loss of winnings, dignity, and even the second-place consolation prize, a ride on a blimp.

A slip of the wrist. As you lie naked and squirming, you're surrounded by everyone in your family, friends, well-wishers, business associates, and caterers, all of whom brought cameras. Two bites of a bagel. Your nerve endings are not completely formed yet. Strange bearded man cuts off the tip of your Johnson. 3. Hunting with Cheney A fun-filled day with your Halliburton cronies spent smoking cigars, drinking brandy, hunting quail, and getting shot in the face by the vice president. Two months, if you count time in the ICU and all the interviews during the ensuing media frenzy.

Chicks dig scars. "You should see the other guy" seems like too much of a line. Stockpile your Vicodin for a rainy day. 38. New BB Gun For Christmas, you finally got it. The official Red Ryder carbine-action double-pump air rifle with optional bayonet. You shot your eye out, then fell down and shot your sister's out, too. Your little brother, who ratted you out. A lifetime of poor depth perception. Your Halloween costume is pretty much picked out for you. Yarrr! It's only cool to be a pirate once a year.

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